It’s 11:59 pm on 31st of December 1999 a woman is in labour the doctors scream at her to push she looks at her husband as he bites is nails in anticipation. Suddenly the clock hits midnight and the room goes silent she and her husband start to cry as they realise they will never have a 90s kid
have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later
Lane Kimor Paris Geller?
just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you