When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:
"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."
Never beg someone to stay
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url