My names Dakota. Born and raised in Florida.Lesbian. 18. Taken <3. music. art. reading.Talk to me!(:
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
when u get online before ur friend and there’s big news in ur fandom
im all for a tarzan remake where everything is the same but tarzan is a girl please and thank you
and in case ur wondering yes jane is still a girl they’re jungle lesbians you’re welcome
WOULD TARZAN STILL BE SHIRTLESS?????????
I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”
On the downside, I’m not that attractive.
On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…
So there’s that…
According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.